i am sitting here wanting bod to teach me

Bod is a great teacher. Who knew?! But really, she has taught me so much. Exhibit A: you can drink milk even if you do not like it. Exhibit B: you can paint your nails while you read. Exhibit C: you can point your moral compass north and still have fun. Exhibit D: You can get on your bed in creative ways such as putting one leg up...now that is novel. Exhibit E: You can talk in your sleep and sometimes remember it. Exhibit F: You can kindly decline an invitation to do something...and sometimes they don't even realize it is a NEGATIVE ghostrider. Exhibit G: You can put up with a roommate who uses a certain printer everyday and still be her friend (shout out to bod--LOVE YA THANKS GIRL MMM) Exhibit H: You can read a book in two days and then remember every single detail, even write the deets on a white board. Exhibit I: You can be funny AND normal...who knew? Exhibit J: You can be artistic but not weirdie. Exhibit K: BIG K FOREVER rip kenny g Exhibit L: You can forgive a lame roommate for being lame one semester and still be her friend even if she is lame. Exhibit M: You can wear cute aprons but not be an obsessive betty crocker cooker. Exhibit N: NO